Car Wars: The Lawn Mauler

Yeah, this one.

Way back when, I remembered seeing an ad in an ADQ for a lawn mower. The description of Ballard, OK (Map #3) specifically describes a family who is responsible for keeping the town’s grass cut. I could not remember for the LIFE of me which ADQ (out of 40) had the Ad. And since the Rogers family cuts Ballard’s grass I really wanted to include this “Deep Cut” Car Wars classic in the description.

I would like to thank Micheal O. of SWAT (Seattle Washington Autoduel Team) Headquarters (SWAT HQ) http://seanet.com/~owenmp/swathome.html
Twitter – Car Combat Central – @carcombat
Robert C. and Grant P. from the Facebook Car Wars groups I frequent
and @Davidgl77400768 for pointing me in the right direction for finding what I recalled.

This is the AD as found on page 13 of ADQ Vol. 3 #1 Spring 2035

You can buy a digital file of the issue here:
http://www.warehouse23.com/products/adq-number-3-slash-1

The text of the ad reads thusly:

When you climb behind the wheel, you have an “equalizer” at your
fingertips. When you move onto the highway, you feel the firepower you
carry. Now you have that same feeling of security as you work in your own
backyard.

Prometheus Motors proudly announces the introduction of its 2035 line of
Lawn Mauler riding motors.

Armed with a 36-inch cut and a .50 caliber MG, the Mauler can cut in half
your time in the yard, or anyone who tries to slow you down. The motor and
blade housing are fully armored, and the Mauler comes equipped with the
attached holster for your favorite sidearms. Solid, deep-tread tires are
standard. Optional grass catchers, trailers, garden implements, and rear
firing MG mounts are available at your local Prometheus Lawn Mauler
dealer.

The Lawn Mauler
For a beautiful lawn, for a secure lawn

Lawn Mauler — Riding mower, mower motor (2 DP, 400 Power Factors, Top
Speed 30 mph), light suspension, standard chassis, 4 solid micro-tires (2
DP each), driver, MG front. Plastic armor: F2, R3 (protects motor only),
L3, B7 (armored seat back), U7 (blade housing). Accel. 10, HC 0; 800 lbs.,
$2,720.

Optional equipment includes a grass catcher ($50, 20 lbs., adds 2 points
of armor to Right side) and a cart ($100, 50 lbs., has 2 solid
micro-tires, armor cost/weight is $5/5 lbs. per point, has a 500 lb.
weight capacity — keep in mind the Power Factors of the motor when
figuring total weight).

Other implements are also available — it’s up to the referee to determine
specifics.

Lawn Mauler — Riding mower, mower motor (2 DP, 400 Power Factors, Top Speed 30 mph), light suspension, standard chassis, two solid mower-tires front (2 DP each) two large solid mower tires rear (10 DP each), driver w/body armor, MG front. Plastic armor: F2, R3 L3 ( L-R protects motor and gun only), B7 (armored seat back), U7 (blade housing). Acceleration 10 without blade engaged, Acceleration 5 with blade engaged,, (HC 1 up to 15 mph HC 0 20+ mph); 800 lbs., $2,720.

Zero-turn Radius. Mower can perform the Pivot maneuver as a D0 at 15 mph or less as a D1 at 20-20 mph

Riding Mower blade 10DP – Does 1 D6 damage per second the blade is over something with less DP than the blade. 1 D6 – 2 for each second the blade is over something with equal DP and blade takes 1 damage. Blade does 1 D6- 4 every second over something greater then equal DP but less than double DP. Blade takes 1 D6 – 2 every second over something greater than double blade DP. If the blade is down to 75% of beginning DP it has a 1-in-6 chance of jamming each second. If the blade jams, the operator has 2 seconds to disengage (that would be the action for the turn) the blade or the feedback will start the power plant to overheat. At the third second the power plant has a 1-in-6 chance of catching fire, 2-in-6 at the fourth, 3-in-6 at the 5th and the engine WILL catch fire after 8 seconds.

If the operator is killed and falls off the mower it will come to a stop, the blades will disengage and the mower will idle.

If the operator is killed and does not fall off, the mower will continue in the direction it was traveling at the engaged speed until it runs into an obstacle large enough to stop it or the dead operator falls off whichever comes first.

Lawn Mauler Jr. – Push Mower, push mower power plant (1 DP, 200 Power Factors,) 4 solid micro tires (-6) to target directly (1 DP each). Consider this a two-handed weapon. The operator at running speed can push the mower over anything in his or her path with no roll necessary. If an adult operator is standing still, the mower can be picked up and swung (pivot the counter on the pedestrian) anything the mower hits will take DAMAGE. Roll 1 D6 on a 1 or 2 the object in question will also take blade damage as described below.

Mower blade 6DP – Does 1 D6 damage per second the blade is in contact with something with less DP than the blade. 1 D6 – 2 for each second the blade is in contact with something with equal DP and blade takes 1 damage. Blade does 1 D6- 4 every second in contact with something greater then equal DP but less than double DP. Blade takes 1 D6 – 2 every second in contact with something greater than double blade DP. If the blade is down to 75% of beginning DP it has a 1-in-6 chance of jamming. If the blade jams the operator has 2 seconds to disengage (that would be the action for the turn) the blade or the feedback will start the power plant to overheat. At the third second the power plant has a 1-in-6 chance of catching fire, 2-in-6 at the fourth, 3-in-6 at the 5th and the engine WILL catch fire after 8 seconds.

Thank you to Steve Jackson Games for the ultimate in home defense and yard protection. But now FINALLY after 37 years Alien Graphics is proud to present the Lawn Mauler Vehicle sheet and counter set.

Lawn Mauler – Autoduel Quarterly Volume 3, Number 1 Spring 2035 Steve Jackson Games Spring 1985 Page 13 Warehouse 23 – Autoduel Quarterly 3/1 http://warehouse23.com/products/adq-n

2 Comments

  1. Hilarious ! I’m in the UK , but heard about this in around 1988 . Confirmed with ADQ 10/4 Index & later ADQ online archive .

    Now all we need is ‘Battle Chairs’ – armed & armoured motorised wheelchairs for injuried Autoduelists . They had them in a White Dwarf issue as a supplement for GW’s ‘Battle Cars’ game lol !

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