Pop Culture References of Wizard101: Mirage – Hassan

Hassan – Hassan from Ali Baba Bunny and Sergeant Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/NPC:Hassan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Baba_Bunny
https://youtu.be/siqPMOYh7DA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Banner

Hassan

Hassan is the Ossuary Guardian outside the Overlord’s Ossuary in Alkali Barrows.

Hassan will not let you into Xerxes vault and threatens you with a “Hassan Chop”. Eventually Hassan decides that he will leave his post if you get him a tapestry from within the vault.

To gain entry into the crypt you will need the Vault Key from the Crypt Conscripts. But Hassan didn’t tell you this. Hassan sees nothing, hears nothing, mmm… knows nothing.

Title card for Ali Baba Bunny (1957)

Ali Baba Bunny is a 1957 Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies short directed by Chuck Jones. The short was released on February 9, 1957, and stars Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.

In 1994, it was voted #35 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of all time by members of the animation field.

In the Arabian Desert, a rich Sultan stores his treasure in a cave and leaves his dimwitted guard Hassan to watch the cave. As the Sultan leaves, a burrowing trail crosses the desert towards the cave, bumps into Hassan’s sword, and enters the cave. Enraged, Hassan tries to open the cave’s door to kill the intruder. However, he forgets the command to do so (“Open sesame”), and his fierceness turns to dumbfoundedness trying to remember the appropriate phrase. While he tries random words beginning with ‘s’ (“Open, uh… sarsaparilla? Uh, open Saskatchewan?”), Bugs Bunny and his traveling companion Daffy Duck emerge from the burrow, believing they have arrived at Pismo Beach, they missed that left turn at Albuquerque (and a right one at La Jolla). Daffy’s complaints about traveling underground and arriving at the wrong place end when he is mesmerized by the riches. Determined to keep it all for himself, he forces Bugs back into the burrow and eagerly indulges himself, jumping into the pile of treasure.

Hassan preparing to give Daffy a “Hassan Chop”

Hassan eventually says the correct command (“Open septuagenarian? Open, uh, saddle soap? Uh, open sesame?”), marches in and is mistaken by Daffy as a porter. Uttering his catchphrase “Hassan, chop!” he attacks Daffy. After being attacked, Daffy flees in terror

John Banner as Sergeant Schultz

In the comedy series Hogan’s Heroes John Banner played Sergeant Hans Schultz. The series debuted on the CBS Television Network in 1965. The character of Schultz is a bumbling, but ultimately lovable, German guard at a World War II prisoner-of-war camp. The camp is used by the prisoners as a secret staging area for sabotage and intelligence gathering. To obtain nuggets of information from the commandant’s office, the prisoners often bribe Schultz with food and candy. Schultz’s main goal is to avoid any trouble with his superiors, which often leads him to ignore the clandestine activities of the prisoners. (On those occasions, he often used his catchphrase “I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!” As the series went on, this became simply “I know nothing. Nothing!”)

The current list of all the (known) Mirage references can be found here.

Although I am well versed in Pop Culture references but I do not claim to have caught them all. Let me know your favorites in the comments and if I’ve missed one you caught, let me know so I can add it to the list.

Text for this article is excerpted from the linked wiki pages

Hassan and dialogue box images are from Wizard101, and are copyright of KingsIsle Entertainment

Ali Baba Bunny images are copyright Warner Bros.

Sergeant Schultz image is copyright Bing Crosby Productions and CBS productions

Image usage qualifies as fair use under US copyright law.

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