Wizard 101 Pop Culture – Karamelle – Uwe’s Actors

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Uwe’s Actors – Satirical commentary on your wizard and the Big Bads from the first three arcs
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/Creature:Uwe
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/Quest:The_Wizardful_101
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/NPC:The_Wizard
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/Creature:Malistaire_(Actor)
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/Creature:Morganthe_(Actor)
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/Creature:Grandfather_Spider_(Actor)
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/Creature:Malistaire_Drake
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/NPC:Morganthe
https://wiki.wizard101central.com/wiki/NPC:Grandfather_Spider

Clockwise from Upper Left: Actors portraying, Your Wizard, Malistaire, Morganthe, and Grandfather Spider

Uwe is an Avant-garde playwright. He makes the plays, all the best plays. He made a play about a famous pirate (you might know him or her) called One-Hundred-One Pirates. According to Uwe, his story is better because the Pirate is space slug. Now, Uwe is writing a play about your wizard’s adventures to date.

Uwe: “Now we start the play. As you see, I don’t waste gold on expensive sets and costumes. I pass the savings onto me. Buy new hat. Now, Action!”
The Wizard: “Oh, I am but a poor mute Wizard from the world of Dirt. How will I defeat such evils as these?”
Malistaire (Actor): “Grr, I’m Malistaire and I miss being married.”
Morganthe (Actor): “I am Morganthe, the Shadow Queen, and I will destroy the Spiral with singing dinosaur concert.”
Grandfather Spider (Actor): “…”
The Wizard: “Uh… right… As I was saying, how can I fight all of these? Oh, I know! Abra Kadabra. I win! With Magic! The End… Question Mark?”
Uwe: “Bravo. Is good play, yah? What? You no like play? Well, play don’t like you. I don’t like you. We fight now.”

Clockwise from Upper Left: Steven Ghoststalker (my wizard), Malistaire, Morganthe, Grandfather Spider

The actor portraying your wizard hopes your life is better choreographed than Uwe’s play.

Grandfather Spider Actor Monstrology Tome Description: Also played Shane von Shane, Archmagus Lorcan and something called the Star Gator. It’s always typecast as villains.

The Grandfather spider actor is strangely silent during this encounter. What do you think Uwe’s take on the third arc is?

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