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1 Table – 2 Rolls
| Roll | Townsperson | Activity |
| 1 | Mayor | Picking your pocket |
| 2 | Merchant | Thinks they’ve seen you on a wanted poster |
| 3 | Baker | Selling fake magical items |
| 4 | Cobbler | Eating appropriate meal |
| 5 | Blacksmith | Laying drunkenly in your path |
| 6 | Apothecary | Collecting herbs |
| 7 | Street Rat (male) | Running from the Sheriff and ran into you |
| 8 | Street Rat (female) | Hiding from Town Guards |
| 9 | Farmer | Gawking at the sights |
| 10 | Town Guard | Thinks you’re a long lost relative |
| 11 | Sheriff | Placing something in your pocket |
| 12 | Deputy | Begging |
| 13 | Male Citizen | Returning home drunk |
| 14 | Female Citizen | Feeding birds |
| 15 | Sole Survivor of the last Adventure Group that came to town | Trying to feed a Horse (actually a druid in wild form) |
| 16 | Spouse of (reroll) | Searching for spouse who never came home last night |
| 17 | Undercover Noble | Preaching Doom! |
| 18 | Thief | Minding their own business and bump into you. |
| 19 | Rick Astley | Singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” |
| 20 | Town Crier | Campaigning for next election |
| 21 | Tourist | Proselytizing |
| 22 | Priest (roll if affiliated with PCs religion) | Looking for a good time |
| 23 | Off Duty Guard | Walking their dog |
| 24 | A US Air Force Colonel who appears to be lost | Babbling in an obscure language |
| 25 | Candlestick Maker | Wandering around dazed and confused |
| 26 | Lady of the Evening | Running a gambling table |
| 27 | Undertaker | Just out for a stroll |
| 28 | Town Drunk | Asks if you’ve seen a white rabbit run past |
| 29 | Local Crazy person Insists nothing is real and everything is part of some imagined reality. | Sprinkles you with “Fairy Dust” |
| 30 | The kids from the D&D cartoon. Why are they here? | Wants to hire you for protection |

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