Order of the D30 – 30 Random Townsfolk and What They’re Doing

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1 Table – 2 Rolls

RollTownspersonActivity
1MayorPicking your pocket
2MerchantThinks they’ve seen you on a wanted poster
3BakerSelling fake magical items
4CobblerEating appropriate meal
5BlacksmithLaying drunkenly in your path
6ApothecaryCollecting herbs
7Street Rat (male)Running from the Sheriff and ran into you
8Street Rat (female)Hiding from Town Guards
9FarmerGawking at the sights
10Town GuardThinks you’re a long lost relative
11SheriffPlacing something in your pocket
12DeputyBegging
13Male CitizenReturning home drunk
14Female CitizenFeeding birds
15Sole Survivor of the last Adventure Group that came to townTrying to feed a Horse (actually a druid in wild form)
16Spouse of (reroll)Searching for spouse who never came home last night
17Undercover NoblePreaching Doom!
18ThiefMinding their own business and bump into you.
19Rick AstleySinging “Never Gonna Give You Up”
20Town CrierCampaigning for next election
21TouristProselytizing
22Priest (roll if affiliated with PCs religion)Looking for a good time
23Off Duty GuardWalking their dog
24A US Air Force Colonel who appears to be lostBabbling in an obscure language
25Candlestick MakerWandering around dazed and confused
26Lady of the EveningRunning a gambling table
27UndertakerJust out for a stroll
28Town DrunkAsks if you’ve seen a white rabbit run past
29Local Crazy person
Insists nothing is real and everything is part of some imagined reality.
Sprinkles you with “Fairy Dust”
30The kids from the D&D cartoon. Why are they here?Wants to hire you for protection

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