Our party found a Bard who will be tagging along with the group. I’ve got a sharp wit, but not a quick one. I’m putting these together before hand to keep close by for gaming sessions.
Heroic Inspiration
1 “This is your moment — seize it!”
2 “Go forth and make them regret showing up today.”
3 “You’ve got this — and if you don’t, I’ll pretend you did in my song.”
4 “Hit them so hard the ancestors feel it.”
5 “You’re the hero of this story. Act like it!”
6 “The gods are watching — show them a good show.”
7 “You’ve got more skill in your pinky than they’ve got in their whole body.”
8 “Remember — every great ballad starts with a bold move.”
9 “This is the part where you make the crowd cheer.”
10 “Your destiny is one swing away.”
11 “Whatever happens, you’re already a legend in my eyes.”
12 “Victory favors the bold — now be the boldest.”
13 “You’re about to make this fight look easy.”
14 “The music swells — your cue is now!”
15 “Go show them how a real hero dances in battle.”
16 “You are the thunder before the storm — roll in!”
17 “They don’t know it yet, but you’ve already won.”
18 “Every strike you make is a verse in our victory song.”
19 “Stand tall, swing true, and make it count.”
20 “This is the tale we’ll tell for years — now write it well.”
21 “The bards will sing of this moment — go make it worth the verse!”
22 “Show them the courage I know you carry!”
23 “The spotlight is on you now — make it shine!”
24 “You’ve got the heart of a hero, now show them the strength of one.”
25 “Go make me look like I knew what I was doing when I decided to join you.”
26 “Give it your best shot — preferably better than last time.”
27 “I believe in you — now believe in yourself.”
28 “One step, one strike, one victory.”
29 “You’re stronger than an ogre’s stink.”
30 “Whatever happens, you’ve already made me proud.”
Cutting Words
1 “I’ve seen better footwork from a headless chicken!”
2 “If you were aiming for air, you nailed it.”
3 “Do you need a map to find your target?”
4 “That swing had all the force of a soggy noodle.”
5 “Oh, was that your best? How tragic.”
6 “Your stance is… unique. And by unique, I mean awful.”
7 “Do you always fight like you’re apologizing for it?”
8 “I’d help you, but I’m enjoying the show.”
9 “Did you borrow that technique from a garden gnome?”
10 “That was adorable — in a pathetic kind of way.”
11 “Wow, you almost looked competent there.”
12 “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought we were fighting for real.”
13 “You’re about as threatening as a teapot.”
14 “My grandmother swings harder — and she’s dead.”
15 “That move? Inspiring! I’m inspired to never copy it.”
16 “You fight like a storm… a very, very gentle drizzle.”
17 “You missed! Was that on purpose?”
18 “Do you want to take a practice swing first?”
19 “You’re swinging like you’ve got stage fright.”
20 “Is this combat, or are you just waving hello?”
21 “Was that swing… supposed to hit me?”
22 “You fight like a drunk goat on ice skates.”
23 “Oh no, you missed — should I stand still this time?”
24 “I’ve heard better battle cries from a teapot.”
25 “Your form is as flat as your personality.”
26 “Did you mean to make that noise, or was that just you trying?”
27 “I love your confidence! It’s completely undeserved, of course.”
28 “Oh, bold choice! I’d never attempt something so… ill-advised.”
29 “That was impressive… if your goal was failure.”
30 “I’d clap, but I’m holding back in case you cry.”
*Bonus*
“This is like watching a squirrel fight a windmill.”
“Truly inspiring! I’m inspired to go anywhere else.”
“Your technique is… unique. Yes. Let’s go with that.”
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