Jurassic Park – Vulcan Stev's Database

Nitpicking the Roku Summer 2023 Screensaver

17 Jun 202529 Sep 2025

The summer alternative Roku Screensaver debuted in 2023 and as of June 2025 it is still available as an option on Roku devices. Let's do a deep dive. Easter Eggs…

Nitpicking the Roku 2025 Screensaver (Updated 12/16/2025)

17 May 202516 Dec 2025

Debuting in 2018, the Roku screensaver depicts a slowly looping city street in the foreground, composed of businesses, a diner, a movie theater, and a city hall. Across a body…

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Gotta Slow That Raptor Down

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkGott Slow That Raptor Down The flashlight I can kinda give a pass to since Ellie is dragging it along behind her and not actively trying to keep…

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Fear Makes You Stupid

3 Apr 20253 Apr 2025

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkFear Makes You Stupid The shoulders are the widest part of a fit human being. We can clearly see that Tim can fit his shoulders through the holes…

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Wrong Side View Mirror

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkWe Spared No Expense and Custom Fitted Each Vehicle with Illegal Side-view Mirrors Side view mirror laws vary from state to state in America. Hence all vehicles sold…

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Hammond Also Used Feline DNA

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkHammond Also Used Feline DNA This one has bugged since my daughter (three at the time) watched the movies and asked "Daddy HOW did the big dinosaur get…

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Proof of Alternate Universes

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkProof of Alternate Universes Return to the Nitpicker's Guild page Return to the Universal page

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Hammond’s Job at the Park

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkJohn Hammond Didn't Think It Through Return to the Nitpicker's Guild page Return to the Universal page

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – We Spared No Expense

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkWe Spared No Expense That certainly explains how T-Rex can just walk out of the paddock, yet Dr. Grant, Tim and Lexi are hanging from a wall. Return…

Nitpicking Jurassic Park – Lex’s Mood Tank Top

6 Apr 20246 Apr 2024

Nitpicking Jurassic ParkLex's Mood Tank Top Thank you Donald W. for pointing out the misuse of "it's" in the first line. The meme has been corrected. Return to the Nitpicker's…

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