Today (April 22), I joined the Order of the D30. This is the first in a new series of articles that I’m starting. This series of articles all started the day I got my d30 and I’ve been working on them as inspiration hits. Musical Acts in the Tavern is the first done.
Other articles in the D30 Series:
30 Reasons to Actually Enter the Dungeon
Weather Generator
Random Monster Encounter
You Found What at the Side of the Road?
Please note that the 2009 version of the Order of the D30 seems to be defunct. I am rebooting the order.
Your characters are sitting at the tavern. Have you given any thought as to what music is playing. Not to fear. Take your handy d30 and roll on this list.
1. Elf Techno Band
2. Gnome Rock group (the band’s instruments are literally made out of rocks)
3. Heavy Metal Barbarians
4. Paladin Quartet
5. A Kendar Folk Singer
6. A Wizard Bagpipe Duet
7. No musicians, just enchanted instruments
8. Elvish Presley
9. Elvish Impersonators
10. Lawrence Elf and his Big Band
11. The ‘Prince’ of the Land
12. Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes
13. The Fey
14. Brittany and her Spears
15. Dun Geon
16. Toe Knee Orl’ndo & Dawn
17. The Dire King and His Paladins
18. The Chatty Dungeon Rappers
19. Greywulf and the Children of the Night
20. Dr. Checkmate and his Minions of Evil
21. Viri the Bard of the Realm
22. Newbie and the Noobs
23. The Stargazers
24. Puff, the Magic Dragon
25. 3Point5
26. Josie and the Catoblepas
27. Bats in the Attic
28. Legends in Their Own Minds
29. The Dwarf and the Basilisk
30. Karaoke Night (your PCs need to make a skill check)
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Welcome to our proud order!
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My own homage to the d30:
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@Zach – Thank you
@MZR – Ummmm shoulda put an NSFW on that link buddy. PIT #3 was reading over my shoulder when I read it. Now I’m explaining what and why to a ten-year old Thanks 8)
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Shouldn’t a 10 year old know what a testicle is? But seriously, sorry about that.
–Ryan
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Well yes, we’ve had THAT talk but trying to explain why someone would call a pair of D30s testicles was a little awkward. 8)
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Ha cute. Now… how did you find out the Toe Knee handle? Obviously some remnants have survived the purges.
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I like!
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@Helmsman – Might have been a post over @ Unclebear.com that I caught.
@Greywulf – Thought you would.
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I joined the order, but I have yet to use my d30 to any great extent or post about it yet…
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Dr. Checkmate and his Evil Minions are a neo-swing or swing revival band that list Alice Cooper as well as the Meteors among their influences. Their minor key, blues influenced renditions of Little Red Riding Hood and Mr. Sandman are not to be missed.
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That Pingback is all your fault, man. Now. Imagine the band as an evil mad scientist lead counterpart to Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
No kidding. That’s what being me is like.
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@MacG – What can I say? My new toy inspired me.
@Dr. C – *shakes head* What have I started?
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I’ve given way too much thought to what I would perform if I had both musical talent and a band. Way too much. You just gave me a reason to share.
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Love this! Yanked and copied!
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