Order of the D30: Build your own Conspiracy

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D30

For newer readers of my blog, you may be wondering what a D30 is, a D30 is a 30-sided polyhedral die. It is not a standard part of the normal set of gaming dice (D6 {the standard die used in board games and craps} D4, D8, percentiles {2 D10s used to role any number between 1 and 100} D12 and the ever popular D20.

L-R D10 (percentile ones), D6, D12, D2o, D10 (percentile tens), D4, and D8
The cover of my book

The D30 is one of the coolest dice and is so seldom used that I wrote a book just to make tables that used a D30. The book was published in 2012, so it’s been a while since I’ve written a new chart.

Given the current political climate, I was inspired to write this random Conspiracy Generator for use with your D30. Feel free to use in your own settings and feel free to comment your favorites. Roll once against each table.

30 organizations/protagonists

  • 1 – NASA
  • 2 – CNN
  • 3 – The US Bureau of Printing and Engraving
  • 4 – The Democratic Party
  • 5 – The Republican Party
  • 6 – Facebook
  • 7 – KingsIsle’s Development Team
  • 8 – Elon Musk
  • 9 – The Walt Disney Corporation
  • 10 – Netflix
  • 11 – The State of California
  • 12 – Vladimir Putin
  • 13 – The NRA
  • 14 – The European Union
  • 15 – Microsoft
  • 16 – Dairy Farmers
  • 17 – YouTubers
  • 18 – Stay at Home Dads
  • 19 – China’s Wuhan Lab
  • 20 – Millenials
  • 21 – The Jamaican Bobsled Team
  • 22 – Hollywood
  • 23 – The CIA
  • 24 – Aliens
  • 25 – Your Uncle Bob
  • 26 – Amazon Prime
  • 27 – Lichtenstein
  • 28 – NASCAR
  • 29 – The ACLU
  • 30 – Cellphones

30 is/are actions

  • 1 – deleting classified emails
  • 2 – bio-engineering a new virus
  • 3 – buying all available tech stocks
  • 4 – recording you through your cell camera
  • 5 – spying on your cat
  • 6 – emptying store shelves
  • 7 – increasing gas prices
  • 8 – crashing your online game
  • 9 – monitoring your streaming channels
  • 10 – spiking the water supply
  • 11 – faking moon landings
  • 12 – tracking your GPS
  • 13 – using your Disney+ account
  • 14 – suppressing evidence of aliens
  • 15 – invading Ukraine
  • 16 – weaponizing traffic lights
  • 17 – financing crappy remakes of classic movies
  • 18 – purchasing social media sites
  • 19 – attacking Twitter accounts
  • 20 – fighting a war in Ukraine
  • 21 – rioting in Detroit
  • 22 – stuffing ballot boxes
  • 23 – releasing a new iPhone
  • 24 – telecommuting
  • 25 – stealing Amazon Prime deliveries from your porch
  • 26 – pushing another booster shot
  • 27 – still wearing face masks
  • 28 – dating your ex
  • 29 – arming bears
  • 30 – NOT fixing potholes on the highway

30 “Because” reasons

  • 1 – Bob Iger is the new CEO of Walt Disney
  • 2 – (his/her/their) cat told them to
  • 3 – Elon Musk bought Twitter
  • 4 – Donald Trump is running for President
  • 5 – Catturd has 1,000,000 followers on Twitter
  • 6 – James Cameron is finally releasing a sequel to Avatar
  • 7 – California banned plastic straws
  • 8 – you forgot to renew your driver’s license
  • 9 – there’s a full moon tonight
  • 10 – if (he/she/they) don’t they’ll lost next year’s budget
  • 11 – Pluto is no longer a planet
  • 12 – there’s still ice at the North Pole
  • 13 – Elvis is still dead
  • 14 – Domino’s Pizza no longer has the 30 minutes or it’s free guarantee
  • 15 – President Biden said it couldn’t be done
  • 16 – gas prices have gone up
  • 17 – gas prices have gone down
  • 18 – Al Gore predicted it 20 years ago
  • 19 – North Korea threatened to do it first
  • 20 – it’s been banned in PvP
  • 21 – people are hoarding toilet paper again
  • 22 – Dr. Fauci said it would be a good idea
  • 23 – the files on Hunter Biden’s laptop will be released
  • 24 – Greta Thornberg wanted them to do so
  • 25 – cows are farting
  • 26 – McDonalds brought back the McRib
  • 27 – The Simpson’s was renewed for another season
  • 28 – Amber Heard lied in court
  • 29 – MCU Phase 4 is almost over and done
  • 30 – I’m never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I’d like to know what ones you come up with against this table. Comment or tweet your Conspiracies with #OrderoftheD30

If you don’t have a D30 in your dice set you can use this online D30

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