Nevets the-interdimensional Alien Wizard is the mascot for my company, Alien Graphics. He’s guest-starred in some D&D campaigns that I’ve DM’ed and played in. He’s also been peeking over my shoulder as I’ve delved into Pokémon. Nevets has never been one to leave a new dimension untouched and started generating his own Pokémon.
Nevets has eight new Pokemon for your perusal…
Generalee – a Fire Energy Pokémon
B.A. Howling Mad – a Fighting Energy Pokémon
Outatime – a Metal Energy Pokémon
Batmobile – A Dark Energy Pokémon
Ecto – a Psychic Energy Pokémon
Herbie – a Leaf Energy Pokémon
KITT – an Electric Energy Pokémon
Spyprit – A Water Energy Pokémon
B.A. Howling Mad ex
Basic Pokémon ex — Fighting — 240 HP
The Soldier of Fortune Pokémon
ABILITY — I Love It When a Plan Comes Together
Once during your turn, you may look at the top 3 cards of your deck. You may reveal an Item card you find there and put it into your hand. Put the other cards back on top of your deck in any order.
*Designer Note* – This ability is very A-Team: assess what random crap is available and immediately figure out how to weaponize it. Cue the montage.
🥊 Improvised Mayhem — 40+
You may discard up to 2 Item cards from your hand. This attack does 50 more damage for each card you discarded in this way.
*Designerr Note* – And suddenly with the Ability it makes sense and the Whole Plan comes together. B.A. Howling Mad is gathering supplies for whatever lunacy he’s constructing next.
So:
0 Items: 40
1 Item: 90
2 Items: 140
🥊🥊⚪ Ramming Speed — 150
During your opponent’s next turn, this Pokémon takes 30 less damage from attacks.
Flavor text:
Give B.A. Howling Mad ex enough scrap metal, welding equipment, and approximately twenty minutes, and it can construct virtually anything. Curiously, its attacks almost never cause serious injury.
Thank you to BlackSpartan (formerly known as PIT #1), Ag3nt 048 (Formerly PIT #2), Son-in-Law, DM Dan, DM Josh, and Greg S. for your suggestions.
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