Nevets my alien wizard has been making Pokémon. You can access his previous creations by clicking on the Pokémon tab under Other Pop Culture Posts or by clicking here. Today he’s decided to turn my Puppet Phread (rhymes with Bread) into a full blown Pokémon evolution line. The Stage 1 is an in-joke for my Mom who could never (maybe intentionally) pronounce Phread’s name correctly.
Lostsock
Basic
HP 70, Psychic
Ability — Lost in the Laundry
Once during your turn, if Lostsock is on your Bench, you may shuffle it into your deck. If you do, draw a card.
🟣 Sock Puppet — 20
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent’s Active Pokémon is now Confused.
Weakness: Dark x2
Resistance: Fighting -30
Retreat: 1
Flavor text:
It is said that every Lostsock began as an ordinary sock that vanished mysteriously from a dryer. No one knows where the other one went.
Puh-Fred
Stage 1
HP 100, Psychic
Ability — What Did You Call Me?
Once during your turn, you may choose 1 of your opponent’s Benched Pokémon. Flip a coin. If heads, that Pokémon is now Confused.
🟣🟣 Look at Me! — 50
During your opponent’s next turn, the Defending Pokémon can’t retreat.
Weakness: Dark x2
Resistance: Fighting -30
Retreat: 1
Flavor text:
As its abilities develop, Puh-Fred attempts to communicate its name telepathically (Phread, rhymes with bread). For reasons science cannot explain, mothers consistently pronounce it incorrectly.
Phread
Stage 2
HP 160, Psychic
Ability — Puppet Master
Once during your turn, you may switch your opponent’s Active Pokémon with 1 of their Benched Pokémon. Your opponent chooses the new Active Pokémon.
🟣🟣🟣 Audience Participation — 120+
This attack does 20 more damage for each Benched Pokémon in play (both yours and your opponent’s).
Weakness: Dark x2
Resistance: Fighting -30
Retreat: 2
Flavor text:
Having mastered puppetry, psychic manipulation, and the attention spans of small children, Phread now pursues his ultimate goal: world domination—one giggle at a time.”
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