Nevets my alien wizard has been making Pokémon. You can access his previous creations by clicking on the Pokémon tab under Other Pop Culture Posts or by clicking here. Today he’s turned his attention to the infamous Domino’s Pizza mascot The Noid in honor of the Noid’s 40th Anniversary.
Anoid
Basic
HP 60, Darkness
Classification: Mischief Pokénon
HT: 1’00”
WT: 8.8 lbs.
Distract — 10
Your opponent’s Active Pokémon can’t retreat during their next turn.
Delivery Pinch — 30
Discard 1 card from your opponent’s hand at random. If you discarded a Pokémon Tool, draw 1 card.
Weakness: Grass ×2
Resistance: Psychic −30
Retreat: 1 Colorless
Flavor Text:
Anoid loves to cause small but annoying problems for delivery Pokémon and their trainers. It finds great joy in delays, detours, and missing pizza.
Paranoyd
Stage 1
HP 100, Darkness
Evolves from Anoid
Classification: Paranoia Pokénon
HT: 2’04”
WT: 24.3 lbs.
Disrupt from the Shadow — 50
The Defending Pokémon can’t attach any Pokémon Tool cards during their next turn.
Weakness: Grass ×2
Resistance: Psychic −30
Retreat: 1 Colorless
Flavor Text:
Paranoyd is convinced every pizza is a threat. It lurks in shadows, watches delivery routes, and intercepts anything it sees as pizza-related. Its paranoia has become legendary among delivery Pokémon and their trainers.
Pizzanoid
Stage 2
HP 160, Darkness
Evolves from Paranoyd
Classification: Pizza Sabotage Pokénon
HT: 3’08”
WT: 68.4 lbs.
Ability — Avoid the Pizzanoid
Once during your turn, you may choose 1 Pokémon Tool attached to your opponent’s Active Pokémon and discard it. If you do, your opponent switches their Active Pokémon with 1 of their Benched Pokémon. Or you may discard the top card of your opponent’s deck instead.
🌑🌑🌑 Thirty Minutes or Less — 140+
Flip five coins. For every heads, this attack does 80 more damage. For every tails, Pizzanoid does 30 damage to itself.
Weakness: Grass ×2
Resistance: Psychic −30
Retreat: 1 Colorless
Flavor Text:
Pizzanoid’s obsession with stopping pizza deliveries has become legendary. It ambushes, intercepts, and destroys any pizza it sees, convinced that every delivery is a threat. Wherever a hot pizza is on its way, one thing is certain—it will be Ruined in 30 Minutes or Less.
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Anoid, Paranoyd, and Pizzanoid Pokénon are unofficial fan-created parody projects. All referenced trademarks and copyrighted properties belong to their respective owners. No endorsement or affiliation is implied.
The name “Noid,” the phrase “Avoid the Noid,” and the character’s visual identity are actively registered as trademarks by Domino’s IP Holder LLC
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